William!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grrr!!!!!!!!?

ok so there is this guy on my skwl bus hu is so funny n i think he is gr8 but he has this annoying nickname for me which i dont mind but i wana think of a witty one for him tht is funny. as you hav probably guessed his name is will n i no some of the obvious one guys i wanna hear some original funny witty nicknames or phrases to do with his name lol thank you! x